Thursday, 22 October 2015

I am tired of your terrible customs,
For you sleep with every girl you get.
If tonight you'll not buy a condom,
I will shrink and never erect...

You always make me stand,
When a woman drifts her legs.
After using her you dump me in your pants,
Pants that stink like rotten eggs.

I refuse to get horny,
For you've used me to get girls pregnant.
This time I'll make you Holly,
When you beg me to stand I'll be stagnant!

If you wish you can swallow Viagra,
Like you did when you waited for Sandra. 
But if your lover fails to come like she did.
You will end up masturbating with greed

Must you behave like a pig?
Must you show off your chest coz I'm big?
Do you think that indeed you're a warrior?
When you end up leaving me with gonorrhea?

In the morning I won't even harden,
I will coil like the tail of a dog,
You'll keep carrying me like a burden.
Till you stop jumping like a frog.

I am tired of your terrible customs,
For you sleep with every girl you get.
If tonight you'll not buy a condom,
I will shrink and never erect...
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