Monday, 23 October 2017


My fellow women,
Have you heard the news today?
It is said that Zakayo did not die
a natural death.
Did you see how his face looked like
in his coffin?
Did you notice the contours of dry
foam on his swollen nose
and mouth?

Hmmm
It's believed that Zakayo swallowed
a pill to boost his erection.
But unfortunately,
The harlot he was waiting for did not
arrive on time.
As a result,
Zakayo smeared soap on his manhood
and died in the middle of masturbation.

My fellow women,
Do you know the mad woman who
walks naked with a dough of poo
that hangs on her hairy anus?
It is said that Zakayo did bad
manners with her a day before he died.
That's why she appeared in Zakayo's
home and urinated on herself upon
seeing Zakayo's dead body

Mh!
My fellow women,
Zakayo was a man and a half.
It is said that when they took him
to the morgue for postmortem,
He could not stop erecting.
It's at that point that pathologists
decided to cut off his middle leg!
Those of you who observed Zakayo well,
Will agree with me that Zakayo did
not die a natural death.

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