Wednesday, 1 November 2017


We shall vote for Paulo!
We don't care whether he once
grabbed our land or not.
But we shall wake up in the morning
and give Paulo our votes.

If we allow Daudi to win the election,
He shall improve the economy of
our crumbling nation.
Who wants that?

We shall line up like safari ants
And vote for Paulo.
News has it that he urinates in the
river whose stinking water we drink.
But still,
It's him we will vote for even if on
that day we'll be sick.

If we allow Daudi to win the election,
He will cloud our village with
streetlights.
Where does he expect our thieves
To hide? eeh?

We shall postpone the moaning
of our morning conjugation
and vote for Paulo.
If his fart is the air that we'll breathe
for the rest of our lives
as a punishment,
so be it!
But we will not allow Daudi to win
the election,

If we allow Daudi to win the election,
He will give us white collar jobs.
And as a result,
crime will slowly start to reduce.
What does he expect our hungry
policemen to do?

We choose Paulo.

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