Sunday, 15 April 2018


When I arrived home
In the middle of the night,
Cheptoo scorned at me
With an ear piercing voice.
She said that our children
Are not even mine.
She woke up our neighbors
And told them that harlots
Are spending my money.
In fact,
She pointed at my penis
And compared it to a bee hive
that has no honey.

When I arrived home
In the middle of the night,
Cheptoo declared that
She's moving in with another man.
Even before I opened my arms to give her
A warm embrace,
She angrily removed her underwear
And threw it in the middle
Of my astonished face.

When I told Cheptoo that I had just
Won a million dollar jackpot,
She quickly grabbed the underwear
That she had thrown in the middle
Of my astonished faced and wore it.
She then picked a bible and swore that
When she said that I'm not the father
Of our six kids,
She was just kidding.
In fact,
She left me standing at the doorstep
And rushed to the bedroom to prepare
My favourite meal.

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